5 by 50

5 by 50

(5 characteristics that are almost a shoe in when you reach 50)

Reality Check 1-0-1

1. on eyeglasses and arms:

thicker lenses AND longer arms

2. on laughter and bladder control:

the more you laugh the more you leak

3. on getting out of bed and standing up straight…

the quicker you stand the quicker you wish you hadn’t

4. on breasts and gravity

your tits and the floor are in a constant tug of war

5. on joint pain…

where there’s a joint there’s very likely to be a pain

smooches folks—————————————————————–

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