Ok everyone, I recently became a member of a poetry “club” and today I decided to enter a contest sponsored by one of the members. The title of the contest is “Only Homo’s Allowed”
Now before anyone gets off task allow me to elaborate…
The word homo is from the Greek word meaning same and according to Wikipedia a homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning, and may differ in spelling. The words may be spelled the same, such as rose (flower) and rose (past tense of “rise”), or differently, such as carat, caret, and carrot, or to, two, and too
Ok, here are the instructions: “What I want is at least 10 lines or more Any form is acceptable. But funny is always better You must include as many Homophones as you can, If buy chance you include a word that could have been a Homophone and missed it, you will be N/A There will be one first, second and third place only Thank you and good Luck”
So here goes nothing…(let me know what you think)
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